The Great Superlambanana

Name: The Great Superlambanana
Scientific Name: Maximus Eximius Agnabanana

Range: Cultural capitals of Europe
Habitat: Densely populated urban areas,
docks and lakes.
Diet: Exotic fruits, especially bananas
Size: Body length 180-220cm; Height over 200cm
(including prehensile tail); Weight: 350-470kg
Life Span: 80-100 years (up to 30 years in captivity)

Anatomy/Physiology:
Usually yellow in colour, the Superlambanana varies in changing
climates from pink to blue. Spotted, illuminous, and cow patterned
species are rare.

Social/Family units:
Generally a pack animal living in groups of two to six, the species
exhibits the social and cultural habits of the common Welsh lamb,
which along with survival skills, are often learned from older members
of the group. The male elder is characterised by its strong banana
scented odour.

Habitats:
Its general habitat is the urban environment. From time to time
females may be found swimming in docks and lakes.

Behavioural adaptations:
Although friendly, the Superlambanana is unpredictable in its
roaming behaviour, can jump as high as 10 feet, run up to speeds
of 20mph and prefers to swim in still water.

Comments

[josie]

I would like to know where the Great Superlambanana is now on 17th Sept.Thought she was near the Fact cinema but couldn`t find her.